“Did you just put Porter in with the Summerteeth?”
“But who would want to drink Porter when it’s so hot out?”
I know someone who sneaks unwanted beers into six packs brought to potlucks. I’m not talking skunked or flat beers, here. I’m talking, say, a Porter or two on a 90 degree day. This person, like a good guest, arrives to the party with full hands. It’s just that those hands might not contain things that this person—or anyone else— necessarily wants to drink.
I don’t consider this morally corrupt, per se. Bringing a six pack (of anything) and a salad or side dish is still a million times better than the “chips and salsa” move. And I’m not quite sure that it’s any different than using a potluck as an excuse to unload unwanted CSA produce. But it’s at least tease-worthy, right?